THE DENTIST

Mike had to go to the dentist. DENTISTS ARE EVIL
Mike did not want to go to the DENTISTS ARE EVIL
dentist. But, as usual, his mother DENTISTS ARE EVIL
dragged him off to see said DENTISTS ARE EVIL
dentist. It was okay, as visits DENTISTS ARE EVIL
to the dentist go, with the tooth DENTISTS ARE EVIL
inspection, the x-ray, yadda DENTISTS ARE EVIL
yadda yadda. And Mike went DENTISTS ARE EVIL
home, did the usual homework DENTISTS ARE EVIL
etc. , and then he went to bed. DENTISTS ARE EVIL
In the morning, Mike woke up. DENTISTS ARE EVIL
His face felt itchy so he scratched DENTISTS ARE EVIL
it. But it wasn't skin! It was hideous DENTISTS ARE EVIL
tentacles! The "safe" radiation from DENTISTS ARE EVIL
the x-ray had made him into a mutant! DENTISTS ARE EVIL
The End!