Well, here goes the first story...

Evil Bob wuz evil


Evil Bob wuz evil. He wuz walking along evilly one day when he saw Sumdude.

“What iz you doing?” asked Evil Bob.

“I iz gonna kill sum good dudes, wanna do stuff?” replied Sumdude.

“I wuz gonna do stuff in my EvilBobmobile,” said Evil Bob, “but u iz cooler.”

Along the way, Evil Bob and Sumdude met Lex1nat0r.

“Duz u guys like zzzzz cheese zzzzz pie?” asked Lex1nat0r defectively, “cuz zzzzz I got a 50 cal zzzzz.”

“Yes, we like cheese pie,” sed Evil Bob.

Then Ded Bob appeared (he could do dat) and sed “THEN LET’S GO DO STUFF”

Then they did sum stuff and killed sum dudes.

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