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Da EvilBobmobile wuz big and cool. It had a big gun and could blow stuff up. Sumdude wanted to giv it a paint job, but Evil Bob said “u can’t give da EvilBobmobile a new paint job, cuz its red, and red iz my colour.”

“But it would look really cool wiv sum flames and stuff,” replied Sumdude.

Then Lex1nat0r came along, and said “I can help zzzzz Sumdude zzzzz make his own Sumdudemobile and zzzzz he can paint zzzzz it anything he wants zzzzz.” So Lex1nat0r and Sumdude made a Sumdudemobile and killed sum dudes.
Da End