Another story!

Lex1nat0r wuz defective. One day, Lex1nat0r wuz causing mayhem and chaos, when suddenly Sumdude came up to him and said “Lex1nat0r, will u kill sum dudez wiv me, cuz I iz feeling bored.”

“Okay, Sumdude zzzzz I will kill sum dudes wiv zzzzz u,” replied Lex1nat0r. So they went and got Evil Bob to fire up hiz EvilBobmobile.

“I just installed a fridge,” said Evil Bob, “it iz full of food, like banana monkeys and cheese pie and hed blowing up ninjas.”

“Cool,” said Sumdude. Then the all went to kill sum dudes and generally cause mayhem and chaos. But then they got hungry, so they had a picnic in da garden, and devoured banana monkeys and cheese pie and hed blowing up ninjas.

DA END

Well, here goes the first story...

Evil Bob wuz evil


Evil Bob wuz evil. He wuz walking along evilly one day when he saw Sumdude.

“What iz you doing?” asked Evil Bob.

“I iz gonna kill sum good dudes, wanna do stuff?” replied Sumdude.

“I wuz gonna do stuff in my EvilBobmobile,” said Evil Bob, “but u iz cooler.”

Along the way, Evil Bob and Sumdude met Lex1nat0r.

“Duz u guys like zzzzz cheese zzzzz pie?” asked Lex1nat0r defectively, “cuz zzzzz I got a 50 cal zzzzz.”

“Yes, we like cheese pie,” sed Evil Bob.

Then Ded Bob appeared (he could do dat) and sed “THEN LET’S GO DO STUFF”

Then they did sum stuff and killed sum dudes.

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